Ruben Diaz Celebrates A Merry XXXmas With Adults Only Party


Reverend Senator Ruben Diaz, Sr., defender of Wal-Mart and namesake of a building housing a gay community center, is nothing if not a paragon of family values. So that’s why we assume, when the highest holiday of his religion’s year comes around, Diaz will be celebrating it with a Christmas party celebration for the whole family a Grinch-like “NO CHILDREN” allowed party.

What kind of freaky stuff will be going on at this XXXmas Diaz-fest that kids aren’t allowed? Who knows. The mind can only imagine when looking at an invitation like this:

We admit, there are times when we’d like to go to a holiday party that was just for adults. But this seems curious from Diaz, the man who is so concerned about “the children” that he opposed same-sex marriage, wanted to ban the Gay Games, and tried to shut down Harvey Milk High School.

Where’s the love for the children, Senator? It’s Christmas!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on December 9, 2011


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