Don’t even say, “Jack and Jill,” because the Adam Sandler drag vehicle happened to have gotten 4 percent good reviews, according to Rotten Tomatoes.
And it’s not Taylor Lautner’s‘s solo outing Abduction, either. That scored the same whopping rate of approval! Four whopping percent!
But if you take that same title and add a few words, you’ve got The Abduction of Zack Butterfield, which got ZERO good reviews.
The Abduction of … what?
Well, here’s the description:
“A new indie psychological thriller in which a beautiful but disturbed young woman returns from combat as an American mercenary in Iraq and abducts a 14-year-old boy, holding him prisoner in her isolated country house as a bizarre romantic relationship develops. Brett Helsham and TJ Plunkett star.”
Say no more! This is clearly the worst anything of the year!
Said The New York Times:
“A cringingly awkward tale of sexual predation and female lunacy.”
So sorry, Mr. Sandler.
You’re robbed of an honor once again.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on December 13, 2011