ROAST BEEF

As the “Roastmaster General,” Jeffrey Ross has ripped into Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Pamela Anderson, and many more celebutrash in need of a knockdown. And now, he’s turning his attention to us. In his new show, Jeff Ross Roasts America, the feared celebrity insult comic will bust the entire country’s balls. Catch him on his five-night run and try not to cry.

Mon., Dec. 26, 7:30 p.m.; Tue., Dec. 27, 7:30 p.m.; Wed., Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m.; Thu., Dec. 29, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 30, 8 & 10:30 p.m., 2011