A man by the name of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop will soon go before a Madison court on charges of marijuana and knife possession, according to police documents.
Cops say that they were alerted Thursday to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 30, after residents complained about booze and drugs in a neighborhood park.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop “immediately put his hands into his pockets” upon their arrival to the park, so officers decided to pat him down. They claim that he had pot, paraphernalia, and a knife.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is not permitted to carry any weapons as a condition of his probation. He had been arrested previously on concealed weapons charges.
“While enroute to the Dane County Jail,” cops say, “Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop told officers that he would ‘Get even with them.’ It is unclear what the suspect meant by his statement, but he was booked into the jail nevertheless.”
Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, né Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, obtained a legal name change in November, Reuters reports.