Does committing a crime come off any less awful if the perpetrator happens to be hot-looking?
No! In fact, it makes it even sadder and more pointless.
After all, if you’re attractive, people would have just given you things!
You didn’t have to steal and/or break other important laws.
And yet, after the fact, there is something guiltily pleasurable about assembling all the hot mug shots in one torrid if tacky place — which is just what Hot and Busted has done.
Thanks to Mickey Boardman for the tip — and for introducing me to that cute waiter who had been incarcerated for threatening arson.