Yes, Dawn Wells is coming to town to do the show Love, Loss, and What I Wore, and she needs a place to stay.
Not for just a three-hour tour — for a few months.
A friend in the know tells me that Dawn would like the pad to be in the West 40s area, near the theater she’ll be performing at.
And she’d prefer to have the place to herself, so a sublet would be a good idea, or maybe a barter or swap arrangement.
Her budget: $1,500 per month.
You can let me know at email@example.com.
Serious respondents only.
Come on, you can dine off this for years!
And next up, I might have a Munster or two for you to take care of.