Get Your Resumes Ready, Pro-Life Ladies: Susan G. Komen for the Cure Is Hiring!


Ever dream of working for an embattled public health organization — the kind of non-profit that just bleeds supporters for bowing to anti-abortion political demands?

Then look no further than the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation, which appears to be hiring!

Sure, the group issued a reversal of its decision to de-fund breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood offices nationwide, but the damage has already been done — women’s health advocates are wildly angry and remain mistrustful of the group.

But that shouldn’t stop you from getting a pleasant paycheck from one of the nation’s most notorious non-profits. Not at all!

All you need is a bachelor’s degree, a few years of managerial experience, and voila — you too can hawk pink ribbons on anything from KFC to handguns!

(Even if firearms are a no-go, they might be a good source of much-needed money, considering that a lot of people have started donating to Planned Parenthood instead.)

And it looks like you’ll certainly have your pick of positions: Komen apparently needs qualified applicants to fill anything from spokesperson jobs to Washington D.C.-based lobbying posts. These days, there are probably even more vacancies than the ones posted on the website. Lucky you!