I’m Number One With A Bullet!

I’ve finally gotten my bad self way on top of a chart.

According to Odyssey magazine’s “F” List — for the fabulous and fierce, not the fucked up and forgotten — I have the top spot this week.

And I did it with no promotion whatsoever!

I didn’t have to visit radio stations, kiss babies, or do a Super Bowl halftime show.

I’m honored — especially since jealous, hateful people were calling me old and tired a long time ago!

Well, look at me now!

I’m ruling the nightlife!

I’m the king of the glitter ball!