The lady who memorably Marilyn’d it up with “Material Girl” is doing it again in her new video, maybe to show what Marilyn would have been like if she’d lived past 36.
The video — for Madge’s song “Give Me All Your Luvin'” (featuring M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj) — is a glossily photographed romp that has our star pushing a stroller, waving pom-poms, and playing the platinum sexpot, surrounded by scads of faceless football players and some happening guest stars.
I can’t stand promoting this nightmare woman, but I guess she’s won by sheer determination and nerve, so I give in.
But why is she wearing a cross? Isn’t she Jewish?
And doesn’t the “Gimme” theme reek a little of Britney’s last breakdown?
And doesn’t Nicki Minaj’s contribution scream, “She needed someone to help make her hot again, so I cashed the check”?
Ah, what the hell.
Give her all your luvin’ (featuring M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj).