Or more precisely, my book is now an e-book!
Just when you thought I couldn’t possibly get any more cutting edge, my raucously stimulating collection, Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back — which came out to huzzahs last fall, I swear — has just gone viral on Amazon.
Those of you who missed this classic work in its old-school, tree-killing paper version can now have my collected genius at your manicured fingertips.
And even if you did buy the book, wouldn’t it be nice to get the e-book as well and read it in stereo?
I can’t wait to have a signing for the e-book.
People will line up to have me autograph their Kindles!