Kanye Fans Ain’t Too Bright! I Have Proof!

Or at least one of them isn’t.

But to his credit, the guy is honest about it.

At a lovely pizza restaurant yesterday, I overheard the young gentleman telling his friends:

“I bought Kanye‘s record yesterday.

“For the second time!

“I went in to a store and bought a hard version.

“When I left, I realized I had it already!

“In fact, I was listening to it on my phone at the store!”

At that point, Kanye himself should have burst in and screeched, “Oh, yeah? Well, Beyoncé has a better story! This moment belongs to Beyoncé! And Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!”