Equality

Chorus Boys Will Vamp At The Broadway Beauty Pageant

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It’s one way to grab the spotlight and become a star!

And who will be MC-ing the annual event, a vividly entertaining charity thingie for the Ali Forney Center, held on March 19 at Symphony Space?

The irrepressible Tovah Feldshuh!

And who will be judging with my tongue–I mean my pen–out?

Me! (along with theater champs Jackie Hoffman and Tonya Pinkins.)

And who will buy a ticket to support the charity and get out of the house?

You!

And who will win the coveted tiara?

Yours truly!

Will help decide!

And who will catapult to name-above-the-title stardom?

I already told you! The winner of the pageant! And he will get me comps!