Does the thought of green beer, pubs packed to capacity, and bad Celtic cover bands make you want to curl up in a ball and not leave your house all weekend? If you’ve grown weary of the tired Irish pub crawl and want to try something a bit more risqué this St. Patty’s Day, come to the Bell House for St. Patrick’s Day for Sinners, an all-redhead edition of Wasabassco Burlesque, with spirited, sassy performances from Bettina May, Madame Rosebud, Stormy Leather, and musical guests Amour Obscur. All redheads get in for free, and you can even score a round of free drinks in the “Show Us Your Best Emerald Underwear” contest. Whoever said blondes have more fun was clearly out of the loop.

Sat., March 17, 8 p.m., 2012