Do you have an issue regarding your romantic life? Are you in need of guidance? Have you exhausted the patience of your friends and acquaintances? Hunx is here for you. The opinionated punker will take questions on the subject of love and offer advice to the needy here on Sound of the City in advance of his upcoming shows in New York. And no problem is too outré—he even has advice on “marital aids.” To bare your soul to him, drop an email to our hotline and we’ll pass it along for his consideration. Confidentiality and discretion are assured. For a hint of how he might solve your problems, check out the video for “Private Room,” from his new album Hairdresser Blues, below.