Food Porn Without Pictures?

Pinterest is the place to collect beautiful and inspiring images these days. But what’s a mood board of food porn without the porn? Pure poetry!

Visit @PicturelessPins for a taste of the brilliance. The Twitter feed translates images into short, dry descriptions–and if you have a sense of Pinterest mania, they’ll seem especially absurd.

A dining room table made of driftwood
A recipe for rhubarb-lemon curd yogurt
Jello shooters shaped like tiny watermelon slices

We only wish they’d update more often.