Year of the Takeout Day 116: MYSTERY

Save yourself from Oscar night tedium with Musto’s sure-fire predictions

“Because when you fight you have only one shot. If you zig when you should zag you can get knocked out."

The problem with most people in America is that they don’t learn to challenge anything that’s put in front of them

“We never intended to be on the front lines and essential workers in the middle of a global pandemic and in the eye of the storm."

We watch him watch them while no one watches us, pervs in the shadows like we’ve always been, even before Hitchcock noticed

“Today, in passing the Marijuana Regulation and Taxation Act, the New York State legislature took enormous strides toward ending the decades-long war on drugs and its discriminatory impact on people of color.”