John Peck has an irresistible post on McSweeney’s today, in which he lists ideal sandwich components for various bands.
For example, this gem:
Pink Floyd: Amethyst-rubbed pork, asparagus jelly, moon-dried tomatoes, pumpernickel.
Naturally there’s a healthy amount of mescaline ketchup, heroin gravy, and other drug-infused condiments. But this is my favorite:
John Cage: Silence, warmth, indirect sunlight, the memory of lettuce, the idea of bread.