Newsweek and Time: Two Kinds of Mommy Porn

Yup, this sure is a 3-year-old breastfeeding on the cover of Time Magazine.

And yup, the Time art comes less than a month after Newsweek released its rape fantasy/BDSM essay by Katie Roiphe, which featured this cover:

And so we naturally wonder: which of these trolltastic covers makes for better link bait?

On the one hand, Newsweek doesn’t really have exposed boob — which tends to be a click magnet — but the mag makes up for that with a sensational story: Successful women love getting slapped around.

On the other hand, Time has plenty of exposed boob, but the subject matter — an “attachment parenting” trend piece — isn’t that sexy. Like, at all.

Let us know what you think in the comments below!