Guess Who’s Going To Play Loretta Lynn?

It’ll be in a stage version of Coal Miner’s Daughter that’s heading to Broadway (hopefully with a stop at Butcher Holler).

Loretta Lynn made the announcement herself, and she’s thrilled about it, ka-ching, ka-ching.

Besides, it does happen to be an arguable choice:

Zooey Deschanel from The New Girl.

She’s cute, she can sing, and she can holler.

What’s more, she can sell tickets.

Yee-ha!

But eventually every movie we’ve ever seen will come back as a stage musical (especially if the movie is based on a book.)

And then they can make them into movies again!