Piranha 3DD Coming To Get You!


At a woebegone water theme park, the lifeguards have been replaced with strippers, and the piranhas are out in full force in this comedy thriller that pits fish against foul.

Things reach a fever pitch when David Hasselhoff, of all people, comes around to save the day bare chested and in slow motion.

And if there’s anything left to chew–like scenery–it looks like Christopher Lloyd is game, with help from fellow old-timers Gary Busey and Ving Rhames plus lots of half-naked hussies.

Piranha 3DD–the first film in the esteemed Piranha series to be filmed entirely in 3D–opens on June 1.

Or will you just wait till they swim downstream to DVD?