A dear friend of mine, Brian Belovitch, has sardonically coined a brand new word to add to our vocabularies:
travolted: the act of being aggressively caressed and grabbed between your legs during a private massage.
“Girl, that guy travolted me so bad I had to finally leave the room after an hour or two.”
“There was so much travoltage in that queen, he was lit up like a lightbulb–and his hands wouldn’t quit!”
“He kept grabbing me. It was travolting!”
Let’s stick to the same old word: letched.