He’s the Cuban-American studpuppet from that J. Lo video and now from Dancing With The Stars.
And my eyes started dancing when they landed upon the visual reminders of his beautiful self from his underwear model days.
I stared at the outline of that thing so many times I now know it better than my own business–and I’m not even like that!
Anyway, there are more. Lots more.
Any chance I can someday become Mrs. William Levy?
(Quick–someone find out if he likes ’em old, male, and superficial.)