By Christopher Victorio and Ben Westhoff
We love you, Electric Daisy Carnival Las Vegas. In fact, here are five reasons why you rule the roost. But my oh my you dance funky. We’re not saying we’re any better; truth is, we’re utterly captivated by you and your awkward ways. Were God to create a third left foot, we know you would utilize it. Here, then, are the top ten awkward EDC Las Vegas dance move GIFs.
10. Fanny Packin’ Heat
If this girl looks a little tentative it’s because she’s worried she doesn’t have enough bracelets on. Unfortunately for you haters, though, she’s got three dozen more in her fanny pack!
9. Bouncing Around the Room
If this lady could keep from ripping all of her shirts, she’s marriage material.
8. Rave Warrior
What with his camo pants and forearm armor, we could see this guy slowly creeping through the jungle. But instead of seeking out the enemy he’s looking for some groovy monkeys to chillax with.
7. One For All and All For One
These guys decided to straight party like it was nineteen-ninety-bro. Swag!
6. 2 Fierce 2 Fabulous
This guy proves that it’s not about skills or moves or being limber or being hot or even really being that awake. It’s about a mustache and a bulge.
5. One Man Mosh Pit
When you’re a one-man whirling dervish of raving badassness, walking becomes obsolete.
4. Straight Arrow
It’s so easy to identify heterosexuals nowadays. They just give themselves away.
Party Fitness People
Somebody get this dude a nautilus machine before he loses his mind and flies away!
2. Rainbow Bright
Get up, everybody. Whoooo! This is amazing. EDC forever! What do you mean they haven’t started the music yet?
1. Pool Noodler
Derek Jeter’s little brother was given bad directions to the pool party.
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