There was talk of just such a project right before the male-disrobing epic opened, and since it had a boffo (or buff-o?) weekend at the box office, the musical will surely come.
And I know who should star!
It has to be the Broadway types I’ve pictured for you; these guys have truly got it and know exactly how to spread it around.
It doesn’t even matter which roles they play, as long as they’re in it.
(And by the way, the concession stand must sell Vacuu-Packs!)