Billy Ocean Comes Out! I Knew It!


When he used to swish around singing that hypnotically annoying song “Caribbean Queen,” I just knew those loafers were lighter than the air between a reality star’s ears!

And when he whinnied into his hit “Loverboy,” I always felt the Gay Chorus should have been singing backup!

Caribbean Queen indeed.

It’s about time that one came out!

Oh, wait a minute.

It’s Frank Ocean who just came out as having had a gay relationship?

The American-born hip artist?

Never mind.

In all seriousness, congratulations to Frank Ocean. It’s meaningful.

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