And it was all uttered last night, at the weekly “On Top!” bash at the Standard, where people often say memorable things to match their outfits.
*”Hello, Mr. Musto. Everyone says I’m the most Aryan looking thing here.”
*”You’re the one who created Paris Hilton!”
*”It’s my first time doing drag, and it hurts!”
Me: “Well, get used to it, honey. It doesn’t get any better.”
*”I’m about to go on Style Wars on Lifetime, and you should write about me. What can I do for you? [touching me] You should come to my house. I’ll make you dinner.”
“I don’t eat,” I replied, unconvincingly.
“Even 12-year-old boys?” he asked.
*”You’re a New York legend! [Pause] This place looks like the definition of tragedy meets decadence.”
*”Hello, Michael. I want to introduce you to someone. This Is David. He’s a makeup artist! [Pause]. And I’m on the cover of Next magazine!”
*”I’m such a fan. I was just trying to explain to my girlfriend who you are.”
*”You’re famous! You’re famous!…Are you famous????”
“Michael, your friend Mike Davi is looking for you.” Who? “Mike Davi. He says he’s a friend of yours. He’s with David Byrd.” Who? “David Byrd. He’s here with Mike Davi.”
*”I just saw your hologram at xl!”
What? Is Jermaine Jackson doing a show at xl now????
*I dressed up all day for this, but other people look better. Everyone go home! Leave!”