Throw your dubs up, this year’s Juggomercial has finally arrived. It’s 23 minutes long, confirms most of the performers we mentioned on Friday, and casts the Gathering of the Juggalos as the one remaining safe haven from the “sell-out zombies” who dominate the mainstream. “Freedom still exists here with us!,” beckons Psychopathic security man Chop. “Originality still exists here with us!” Originality is one way to describe this list of names that would basically never appear together anywhere else in the entire universe:
The Geto Boys
George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
Cheech and Chong
The Fat Boys
Lastly, no campfires.