Pizza and Hot Dog Bun from Great Bakery (303 Grand Street, 212-966-3318)
Hard to top a glazed hot dog bun in the gluttony department, but Great Bakery achieves this honor with the above $.90 snack.
Here, salty, melted mozz; ham; hot dog; and sugary, tomato-paste spread are artfully piled atop a disk of sweet dough. It’s a like a Bagel Bite for adults — one whose genetically modified ingredients have mutated under microwave radiation, or something. It’s just great.
The only thing missing?