Rosie O’Donnell’s Poem About Her Heart Attack


It happened the other day.

Thank God she’s OK.

(Hey, that rhymes).

Anyway, here’s what happened.

And here’s the Rosie verse that came out of it.

Be nice. It’s got heart.

So don’t tear her apart.

Be sweet. Or I’ll step on your feet.

With my own feet.

She’ll mend.

The end.

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