Tony-Winning Ex Child Star Writes Bawdy, Hilarious Tweets


In 1991, 11-year-old Daisy Eagan won the 1991 best Featured Actress in a Musical Tony for her performance in Secret Garden, but her garden isn’t so secret anymore.

Today, Daisy–who’s playing Joe’s Pub on September 17–writes a nonstop spewing of funny tweets for the world to see, and I must say I recommend them more than most of the stuff on Broadway nowadays.

For example:

“Decided to take the word ‘cunt’ out of the first line of my show. You’re welcome.”

“My new headshots say I may have short hair but I enjoy penises.”

“Forgot hairspray. There go my hopes of getting laid tonight.”

“Ladies, when he tries to make you think you’re being ‘crazy’, feel free to point out he’s being a dick.”

“I once told a homeless man to ‘keep it real,’ so no, I’m not proud of myself.”

“Whenever I see an ad where the woman is a bitchy cunt, I’m like ‘I’m totally gonna buy that now’.”

“The wife in the Jack in the Box commercial is so cunty it makes me want to eat a bunch of shitty fast food.”

And best of all:

Glad to see some child stars grow up just fine, thank you.

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