Here they are, loveys!
Don’t they look like marvelous little crumpets in the sun?
Or maybe like some bangers waiting for some mash?
And lord knows what kind of Shepherd’s pie the woman has!
And isn’t this all rather appalling, darlings, especially on the bare heels of Prince Harry‘s magic eight balls?
By the way, if you want to hear some of the better tweets on the topic, here are two:
“Aren’t Kate Middleton’s breasts technically public domain since they work for the government?”
“RT this if you think that was a terrible invasion of Kate Middleton’s privacy…but if you still had a look anyway.”
Show of hands.
Hey, where are your hands?