In came the invite for yesterday:
“MARTINI and the MOMs celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
“Join us for the ‘A Toast to Survivors’ luncheon with special guest Kristin Chenoweth at Alison Eighteen.”
So there I was, all poised to eat healthy food and chat with the ladies about their lives and loves.
And by the buffet, one gal came up to me and looked me up and down as if surveying a window duck.
Finally, she spoke:
“Love the outfit!” she declared.
“And what do you do that makes you look so fly?”