Watch out, Tan Mom
Move over, Octopussy.
There’s a new messy maternal figure in town–or in the UK, anyway–and this one crosses species lines.
Says this little mama:
“Having Spider suckle on my boob makes me feel complete and a better mother.”
Spider, by the way, is her daughter’s female dog.
Fine, I guess.
Make yourself happy.
Give your pet all the naughty nourishment she needs.
Just don’t to it in public!
And don’t sniff her butt!
And leave the goldfish alone!