Watch out, Tan Mom
Move over, Octopussy.
There’s a new messy maternal figure in town–or in the UK, anyway–and this one crosses species lines.
Says this little mama:
“Having Spider suckle on my boob makes me feel complete and a better mother.”
Spider, by the way, is her daughter’s female dog.
Fine, I guess.
Make yourself happy.
Give your pet all the naughty nourishment she needs.
Just don’t to it in public!
And don’t sniff her butt!
And leave the goldfish alone!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 19, 2012