Halloween Costume Ideas! These Are Good!


The big day is a-coming next Wednesday, so it’s time to start trotting out ideas that will be topical, scary, and wildly amusing.

Here are my best suggestions:

Angelina‘s leg

The chair Clint Eastwood talked to

Tan Mom dressed like Al Jolson

Travolta‘s masseur, with sticky hands

A Chick-fil-A sandwich with a “Marriage Inequality” sticker on it

Honey Boo Boo holding coupons for possum dinners

Big Bird strapped to the hood of a car

A whole binder full of women

Ann Romney

No, wait. That would be too scary.

Maybe just stay home?

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 24, 2012

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