Billionaire publicity skank Donald Trump announced on Monday that he would be making a huge, gynormous, earth-shattering announcement on Twitter today at noon.
“It’s all in one — everything — it’s very big,” the Donald said on Fox and Friends Monday.
As you can see in the video above, Trump’s “major announcement” is just that he wants to throw his money around to try and prove the continuously debunked conspiracy theory that Barack Obama isn’t a U.S. citizen.
“I know you will cover it in a very big fashion,” Trump guaranteed the media on Monday.
If by “cover it” he means “point and laugh,” he’s correct.
Nothing to see here, folks. Go about your day.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 24, 2012