So wonders drag star Vodka Stinger, who certainly has a point.
And Vodka elaborates:
“Hurricanes, nor’easters, terrorist attacks, earthquakes, tourists….
“It’s all too much!”
A formerly sane town where we were always free to pursue our goals and live lives full of positive excitement and activity has become a captive community hectored by all sorts of natural and unnatural disasters that have rendered us battered and traumatized.
It’s like we’re suddenly Florida meets Thailand, with a hint of Israel!
But as Vodka also points out:
“At least we don’t have a President who believes he’ll get his own planet when he dies.
“I’ll take it.”