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We Plugged Ten Rappers’ Names Into Juicy J’s Stripper Name Generator

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Earlier today, Juicy J encouraged his Twitter followers to embrace the full spectrum of the American dream by going out to vote and then discovering their official stripper name on his website. This seemed like a fine excuse to run the full and proper real names of ten notable rappers through the Juice’s online generator. Read on to find out who struts around in stripper-heels as Six-Pack Honkercock and who embraces the pole as Raquelle Leathertush.

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