I’m Calling Bingo Numbers Tonight!


And I’m not even in a rest home yet!

Linda Simpson and Murray Hill enlisted me to help them call Bingo at the Hotel Chantelle, to benefit the Ali Forney Center (whose drop-in center was devastated by the hurricane).

Though my ultimate dream is to MC shuffleboard on an AARP cruise, I thought this would be sexy and funny and even charitable, so I’m whipping up all sorts of B-9 jokes as we speak.