Remember “Friday,” the Rebecca Black song/video that paralyzed America with its banal images of tweens bopping in cars and singing stupid lyrics?
Well, a young songstress named Nicole Westbrook can trump that–courtesy of the same writer/producer!
And she can’t be bothered with a mere Friday for her subject matter.
Nicole wants to sing about Thanksgiving Day!
The result has to be seen and heard to be disbelieved.
It’s basically a song about mashed potatoes.
A tune in which she keeps weirdly chanting “Thenk you, thenk you, thenk you.”
For what–mashed potatoes?
(“The turkey–A!–mashed potatoes–A!…”)
It’s all so mind-numbingly dumb and repetitive as she keeps singing “Uh oh oh it’s Thanksgiving/We we we are gonna have a good time”.
But hold on to your drumstick.
It leads to an absolutely hell-arious rap Nicole performs across a table of mashed potatoes for a crowd of other tweens and a black guy dressed like a turkey.
If music is the food of life, then I’d rather starve.
No, thenk you.