Yes, I look more fabulous than ever (as evidenced by the above photo, which I’ll tell you more about when it becomes a Michael Musto T-shirt. True story.)
But that’s all the more reason for me to sit still for a week and freeze my expression.
Yes, I might open my mouth to occasionally ingest some turkey and sides.
And true, I will post my column this Wednesday, and it’s a doozy; an insider’s look at what it takes to get famous in show biz at this moment, short of killing someone.
But mainly I will sit expressionless and rest, like an old turtle with a pierrot collar and lots of photoshopping.
Have a bountiful Thanksgiving.
Love you, mean it.