Here I Am As Tan Mom!

Yesterday, I showed you my glorious visage as Angelina Jolie with her tres Jolie leg-out pose, as photographed by Santiago Felipe for my Voice cover story looking back on 2012.

Well, here comes moi as Patricia Krentcil, the whack job who looked like a California raisin, but who denied having brought her little daughter into the tanning booth with her–though at a gay bar appearance earlier this year, mama was far from Woman of the Year as she fell down drunk and got belligerent.

Meanwhile, I hope her little raisinette has smoothed out or she could become the victim of unwanted racial profiling!

Have a great new year–or if you’re a total beast, have a great gnu year.

Photo: Santiago Felipe.