Gotta Kid to Feed Productions has been enlisting actors to read actual Yelp reviews for the past year. Last week, they teamed up with Erin Felgar, who was recently seen in Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson, to create this soul-crushing story of a frozen yogurt store whose spoons were just too damn big.
“Do you know how many frozen yogurt places there are in this area?” Felgar asks while in character. “A shit ton. There is ZERO room for error.” The complaint, which was based on Dante’s Frozen Yogurt Bar in Troy, New York, was initially written by yelper Daniel B., who had never before “encountered such an uncomfortable utensil.”