That’s Fowl: Chicken Poop Lip Balm Exists


Mouth feeling a bit chapped, today? Consider prettying up your pout with Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm.

The Kansas-originated product owes it’s off-putting name to company founder Jaime Faith Tabor Schmidt’s grandfather. Apparently, Tabor Schmidt’s colorful pappy used to suggest using bird dung to calm an irritated mouth. “I’ll rub some chicken poop on `em so you won’t be lickin` ’em,” is grandpa’s official statement, according to the product’s website.

Fortunately, the balm is not full of shit — it contains only Soy, Jojoba, Sweet Orange, Lavender, and Beeswax. You can purchase it through or the company’s website.