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Lance Armstrong: “I Didn’t Do It…”

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“I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it….”

All right, I did it.”

That’s the line of slow-boiling mendacity-shaking we’ve had to listen to for years, when Lance could have just skipped the middle man–you know, the liar–and just started out with “I did it.”

Hey, Lance. I happen to be a very successful cyclist myself. I depend on my bike for my career, and I use it with dignity, truth, and pride.

And I only drink an occasional diet soda!

LEARN IT.

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