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Lisa Lampanelli: “I’m a Recovering Dinge Queen!”


Hilarious insult lady Lisa Lampanelli is playing the Apollo next Wednesday, which would seem like a sexual lollapalooza for the lady, considering her reputation, except for one thing:

She’s married. To a white guy.

In this week’s column, Lisa explains to me what she’s going to do about that–and also describes the exact extent of her lust for black men in the past.

Lisa and I also gab about:

Why people don’t heckle her, even as she hurls racial insults at their faces

Her husband’s scrotal sac

Her “gunt”

Why she won’t trash Donald Trump and doesn’t feel soiled to have been on Celebrity Apprentice

How she lost a staggering 102 pounds.

And Barry Manilow‘s sexuality!