Way down in Tennessee, a dog’s owner caught his pet hunched over another male dog.
He assumed this meant the dog was gayer than Ricky Martin.
So he promptly brought the animal to a kennel to unload him into oblivion. After all, you can’t possibly keep a dog that might be gay, right?
Not in Tennessee, which is apparently the new Uganda for four legged creatures.
Anyway, the kennel was overcrowded, so the dog is being put down.
And it all happened because of some brokeback mounting.
This is starting to make the ex-gay movement look better by comparison. At least they don’t kill their subjects, they just traumatize them.