Super Bowl Gospel Celebration Will Be Filled With Homophobes


This weekend’s Super Bowl festivities will be a competitive celebration of tight ends and wide receivers mixed with heavy doses of God-fearing hate and loathing.

Queerty has the story about tomorrow night’s Super Bowl Gospel Celebration, a star-studded lollapalooza with a dazzling lineup of bigoted singers, rappers, and pastors.

Bishop Paul S. Morton (above)–who will appear–is the guy who made the lovely comment, “You don’t try to put two plugs or two sockets together.”

No, dear, that’s why a top always looks for a bottom!

He also remarked about the society-threatening phenomenon whereby older women constantly attack younger ones and force them into their “lifestyle.”

Sounds like he’s been watching The Killing of Sister George a little too often.

Anyway, I’ll stick to the half-time show, as usual.

Beyonce, don’t fail me, lady.