Watch the Men of Parks and Rec ‘Waft Their Food’

And here we thought we’d learned all of Tom Haverford’s food lessons already. Not so.

While last night’s Parks and Rec highlighted the meat and vegetable expertise of Ron Swanson and Chris Traeger, it was Aziz Ansari’s Tom who reminded us to only eat our food “from the front” and always avoid mini calzones. The main takeaway? “Haverfood Rule #6: Never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I’m not yo maid.”