If you’re still bummed out about spending Valentine’s Day alone, you’ll find no better Lonely Hearts Club Band than these Scandinavian gods of thunder who gallop through odd time signatures and then finish them off with song titles like “The Exquisite Machinery Of Torture” and “The Mouth Licking What You’ve Bled.” Then again, ladies who like beards should find them in abundance here, so maybe there can still be a happy ending after all?

Fri., Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m., 2013

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