That’s Broadway legend Elaine Stritch‘s first line in the teaser for her documentary So Shoot Me, and it’s just what we want from her:
Colorful, cantankerous correctitude.
Her other Stritch-isms emitted in this angsty-packed sampler:
“Are you crazy? This is your fault!”
“Wish I could fucking drive, then I’d really be a menace.”
And “Oh, come on! Oh, it’s the cops. I’ll limp.”
I’ll let you find the urination line for yourself. Here’s the link.